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When Elves Attack

Audiobook

Palm trees with twinkle lights. Santa's big belly protruding over a neon Speedo. Yes, it's ho ho ho time—when pine replaces palmetto and winter birds nest in the balmy paradise of the Sunshine state. Like Santa, Serge Storms knows who's been naughty and who's been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and as December 24 rolls around, the bighearted psychopath is filling up the Serge sleigh with an unforgettable bag of presents. But before that, there's the office Christmas party, where he'll be spreading his special cheer. And there's that last minute go-for-broke spree at the mall (just beware of those attacking elves—they bite.) While you're there, skip the lame photo on Santa's lap—Serge will give you a lap ride you'll never forget. As for that addled elf Coleman, there's nothing like a white Christmas. Let it snow! So grab a six-pack, spike the eggnog, and hit the dunes of South Beach as Serge and Coleman roast some nuts on an open fire and prove that reindeer really do know how to fly!


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Series: Serge Storms Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Edition: Unabridged

OverDrive Listen audiobook

  • ISBN: 9780792781684
  • File size: 145127 KB
  • Release date: November 1, 2011
  • Duration: 05:02:20

MP3 audiobook

  • ISBN: 9780792781684
  • File size: 145309 KB
  • Release date: November 1, 2011
  • Duration: 04:54:18
  • Number of parts: 5

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OverDrive Listen audiobook
MP3 audiobook

subjects

Fiction Mystery

Languages

English

Palm trees with twinkle lights. Santa's big belly protruding over a neon Speedo. Yes, it's ho ho ho time—when pine replaces palmetto and winter birds nest in the balmy paradise of the Sunshine state. Like Santa, Serge Storms knows who's been naughty and who's been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and as December 24 rolls around, the bighearted psychopath is filling up the Serge sleigh with an unforgettable bag of presents. But before that, there's the office Christmas party, where he'll be spreading his special cheer. And there's that last minute go-for-broke spree at the mall (just beware of those attacking elves—they bite.) While you're there, skip the lame photo on Santa's lap—Serge will give you a lap ride you'll never forget. As for that addled elf Coleman, there's nothing like a white Christmas. Let it snow! So grab a six-pack, spike the eggnog, and hit the dunes of South Beach as Serge and Coleman roast some nuts on an open fire and prove that reindeer really do know how to fly!


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